Wallet, keys, comb (for the Imperial Beard), compact scissors (for cutting through crap), Swiss Army knife (for cutting through opposition), loose coinage for disbursing to minions, pens in black, red, blue (for Imperial Edicts), pencil (for making a memorandum of those who merit the Imperial Wrath), a card in a pocket of the Imperial Robes to note the Imperial disbursements, a card in the Imperial Robes to note those who must be chastised, and thermonuclear "device" for application as needed.