- Oops!
- Has anyone seen my watch?
-That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
- Damm! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Well this book doesn't say that ... What edition is your manual?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
-Better save that. We will need it for a autopsy.
-Come back here with that ! Bad dog !
-Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
-Hand me that... uh... that uh ..... that thingy.
- If I can just remeber how they did this on ER last week.
-Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before ?
- Damm , there go the lights again.
-Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of two of 'em.
-Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact len's!
-Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
-I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
-Well folks, this will be and experiment for all of us.
-Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean right ?
-What do you mean he's not in for a sex change!
--What do you mean he's not insured?
-This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
-Nurse, did this patient sighn the organ donation card?
-Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
-What do you mean'You want a divorce?'!
-I don't don't what it is , but hurry up and pack it in ice.
-Let's hurry, I don't want to miss Bay Watch.
-That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Sorry but have to go, next operation is here . Have a great day and come and see me .