Yes, the tide is going out.
So what?
A likely subtext of so many of these posts, "Is my hair falling out?"... [Is my junk about shrivel...to fall off? Will gals/guys snicker in my presence?].
If there is anything (above the neck) that's more "male" than hair loss, Ming does not know what it could be. Oh, well, maybe growing a beard is equivalent.
Ming requires his courtiers who raise this question about thinning hair... to shave it all off.
Go, thou, and do likewise. And grow a beard.
Or suffer "The Wrath of Ming."