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The "Hairy Eagle" Problem

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djones:
I just run clippers over the hairy tattoo areas, ain't nobody got time for razor rash below the neck

Blitzed:

--- Quote from: Ming the Merciless on January 22, 2013, 03:46:35 PM ---Ming is a touch nonplused.

His Imperial Exaltedness has never given much thought to the Imperial Chest Hair.  It's just there.  Like the thatch that nestles near the Imperial Junk.  Ming lets these do what they want to do, and razoring is a neck-up matter, nothing lower.  Life is too short to devote time to manscaping when rebels need to be crushed and populations need to be oppressed.

Is Ming missing something here?  Is there some kind of link between SBG domework and torso-tonsures? 

--- End quote ---

You are missing something here. As you well know, we have your troops tied down on the planet Zort as well as taken control of Comets Cloaca Maxima and Effluvia. Manscapped my Eagle reigns proud when, bare chested, I will receive the beard from you chinny chin chin.

Best regards,

Emperor Aubergine the Dynamic

Semi-Sly:
I have the hairy eagle problem on my half sleeve. I am having laser hair removal done now, and they won't touch the areas where I have tattoos.  Not only could it damage the tattoo but the laser might react with the etals in the ink and actually start smoking.  Wish I would have done it BEFORE I got inked!

Blitzed:

--- Quote from: hairy1 on March 13, 2014, 01:19:05 AM ---I have the hairy eagle problem on my half sleeve. I am having laser hair removal done now, and they won't touch the areas where I have tattoos.  Not only could it damage the tattoo but the laser might react with the etals in the ink and actually start smoking.  Wish I would have done it BEFORE I got inked!

--- End quote ---
We never know in advance everything that might evolve as the result of one action. IF I had even considered that this was going to be troublesome then, yeah, like you I would have been scalped in advance. But when it when on over several days, it was shaved and the obvious, that it would regrow, never occurred to me. And in other ways I'm more than ordinarily bright. Someone suggested that, when I had nothing to do, I find some tweezers and pluck out the fur but somehow...I'm not sure about that. Certainly it solves the problem but I'd rather no explain why I've got Hair here and not thar? Sorry, couldn't resist.

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