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#15 by Beardman on 10 Jan, 2013 05:25
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Hmm, I'll have to reserve judgement. I dont think I've ever touched a lard-covered sumo
Definitely the best shave ever.
So my recommendations are to get very very tired and very drunk before you shave
(Disclaimer: the above comment bears no relation to reality, and before introducing sharp metal to your skin, you should be fully sober and wide awake, and preferably not in a weird hotel in northern Florida that doesnt open its pool until 10am)
*Wakes up in the morning with patches of hair all over his head*
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#16 by VoodooSyxx on 10 Jan, 2013 13:36
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I'm a bit jealous over this thread. I'm still working on getting that perfect shave. I always find a spot that got missed. Every.....single...time. And now I hear there were booze and hookers too! Dang
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#17 by BBCnorthants on 10 Jan, 2013 13:37
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Lol. The hookers were purely imaginary, unfortunately.
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#18 by Lynchy on 10 Jan, 2013 13:39
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Lol ......Imaginary hooker
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#19 by Sly Red on 10 Jan, 2013 13:42
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For me it's called 'In Search of the Ultimate Head Shave'
In five years I think I may have achieved it two or three times. I've never gotten the UHS from a barber and probably never will, but I plan to keep trying.
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#20 by Drainman66 on 10 Jan, 2013 15:04
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Yea an ultimate Head shave with an ultimate Bj wow what a combo... Lol.. you lucky bastard.
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#21 by Sir Harry on 10 Jan, 2013 15:08
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SmoothBear, maybe....(or is that name already used?) Any female would be welcome for me, she doesn't have to be a hooka...
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#22 by Slyfive on 11 Jan, 2013 11:34
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Slicker than a sumo covered in lard
The visuals on that--------------
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#23 by Gary~ on 15 Jan, 2013 01:09
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How about the word "sleek" meaning "smooth and glossy". You could reinforce the idea with the phrase "sleeky smooth" or "smoothly sleek".