Hi from the UK

[Beardman]

Aye. I have the second shirt issue too. Well normally. I got a mangroomer for Christmas so I've been keeping it knocked down. That first run though, damn. Looked like I'd fed a stick of dynamite to a cat in the bathroom

  Oh brother, the images running through my mind right now.... 

haha. It really was as bad as it sounds.

Oh I have no doubt that is the case...

I moan about it but I'd never do anything about it. I can't imagine having hair on my head, but can't imagine being without it on my body.

I don't mind, it's been something I've just learned to live it. My sister was saying the other night she was going to get some wax and attack me with it... all empty threats apparently!

I had to go in there, it was the only place I could find razor blades!

Not sure how I'm connected to the internet seeing as I havent had the internet installed at the flat yet, but laptop found, connected to the internet, and its all systems go.

About to add a pic of myself too if I can figure out how.

These are always the best type of connection. I guess that you're using the neighbours wireless? Be interesting to know.

Here in more remote rural Australia we all use satellite -- the government pays about $2800 for the installation because it is apparently our right to have it -- bless them. Amazing to think though that everything I send has to travel about 75,000 km before it reaches fibre in Australia and passed onto the rest of the world. No wonder my ping is so slow [650 ms] -- speed of light limit.

Yeah the speed of light is so slow... I don't know why but I thought satellite would be faster then cable, but I guess if you are still haven't to touch down back on mainland Australia and transmit the rest via cable.

[Gary~]

Yeah the speed of light is so slow... I don't know why but I thought satellite would be faster then cable, but I guess if you are still haven't to touch down back on mainland Australia and transmit the rest via cable.

Exactly. Nothing is faster and cheaper than fibre.

[BBCnorthants]

Apart from a tarts knickers

[Gary~]

Oh dear.

[mrzed]

The girls were super excited when I told them that I had ordered new carpet for the living room.  They asked what color? Does your human hair carpet come in a choice of colors?

Then I told them the fuller story, that they turned 'YUCK'.  How funny.

great look on their faces!  All three daughters (in their 20's)!

Thanks for a good laugh.

[Switchy]

The girls were super excited when I told them that I had ordered new carpet for the living room.  They asked what color? Does your human hair carpet come in a choice of colors?

Then I told them the fuller story, that they turned 'YUCK'.  How funny.

great look on their faces!  All three daughters (in their 20's)!

Thanks for a good laugh.

  Have alittle fun with the loved ones , or anyone    Life is short !   

[BBCnorthants]

I have weirdly coloured body hair. It's very dark brown on my shoulders, back and, um, nether regions, and almost black on my legs and arms. My moustache is almost black, but my beard is brown, but a different brown to my head hair.

[Switchy]

I have weirdly coloured body hair. It's very dark brown on my shoulders, back and, um, nether regions, and almost black on my legs and arms. My moustache is almost black, but my beard is brown, but a different brown to my head hair.

Don't be walking in the woods , in Washington,  Canada ,  they may call you one of those there Sashquishs or such !  Body hair is what it is LOL .   

[Gary~]

I have weirdly coloured body hair. It's very dark brown on my shoulders, back and, um, nether regions, and almost black on my legs and arms. My moustache is almost black, but my beard is brown, but a different brown to my head hair.

Hey, your avatar pic has just reminded me that I haven't yet had the pleasure of swimming without brain-box hair slowing me down and getting in the way. I was always a bit worried about it showing I was going bald when it got wet -- no more. It's gonna be great.

[BBCnorthants]

Gary~ it's a very liberating feeling. I never had the issue of going bald naturally, but it's great to get out of a pool without the feeling of having a wet helmet stuck to my noggin.

[Andrei]

Welcome to the forum Rob!

And yes, swimming sly is great

[BBCnorthants]

Thanks and yes it's a wonderful feeling.