HAPPY NEW YEAR SBG !
I hope this little story makes you smile today !
SCENE: August, 1975. I am prematurely balding.
MOM: At least you can vacuum that trail leading from the bathroom.
DAD: Happy 20th Birthday Stasiu. This will help preserve what hair you have (hands me a Chicago Cubs Ballcap).
BRO (older, thick hair): D-u-u-u-u-d-e ! You've got the Dr. Phil haircut w-a-a-y before he got one ! S-o-o C-o-o-o-o-l !
STASIU (in confessional): Bless me Father for I am going bald. Please sprinkle holy water on what's left.
PRIEST (in confessional): OMG ! In the name of the Lord, can I rub your bald head and pray for a good Church fiscal year?
DOCTOR (with thick accent): Hmmm, very i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g .... you have sicker hair on uzer parts of ur body zat never seen light before. Perhaps vee can do a simple, painful HT for a mere $5,000.00. I'll zro in a free haircut afterwards.
MARIA (long time friend): Who the F*** will notice your bald head when you stand next to these (pointing to her size 40D cup boobs).
