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Texas Fishing

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Switchy:
A good old Texas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that?  There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later.  He sees the wife and asks where his brother is ?

She says, " He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and see's his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "Im fishin'.  What does it look like I'm doin'?"

His brother yells , "It's people like you that give people from Texas a bad name, makin' everyone think we're stupid.

If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"

OzSly:
 :*))

Hingatao:
Lol!

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