Argyle, I don't think it's possible to be too sly, and I don't see a thing wrong with your profile. You now have a lady that met you when you were sly and is having your baby - sure sounds like she finds you attractive.
I used to obsess about my hair loss - combovers for over 30 years. Now, since I shave my head, I rarely even think about hair loss. Over time, I believe you will simply forget about hair loss - being sly is the best cure for it out there.
Darrell