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Slynito:
                         Mathematics
 
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
 
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.
 
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 

Sir Harry:
So True.... O0 O0

Hingatao:

--- Quote from: SlySirHarry12 on September 18, 2012, 01:22:57 PM ---So True.... O0 O0

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+1

-Doug-:
Sounds about right.

Slynito:

--- Quote from: D o u g on September 18, 2012, 03:23:28 PM ---Sounds about right.

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Yep it does...I like the GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS, part.  :*))

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