"At this point, I'm wondering what's the point of the wheels."
This is exactly what I was thinking as I read your post. If you have to lift the wheels to find a "sweet spot", then it sounds like they aren't necessary. I can use a regular stick razor for that matter. Too many have stated that the shave is spotty, and who needs that?
I'm thinking I may just stick with my Sport. Been getting smooth shaves with both the Classic and Sport for five years now. I love HB and their products, but I think they may have been looking to compete with the "big two", especially with the jump to multi blade cartridges. I'll probably give it a shot, but going in it's already mostly negative.