Author Topic: Public Service Announcement!  (Read 1956 times)

Offline SlickCountry

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Public Service Announcement!
« on: May 30, 2007, 03:10:30 PM »
   A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
  telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few
  occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
  phone rang.
 
  The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
  psychic dog or senile lady.
 
  He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the
   subscriber's house.  The phone didn't ring right away, but then the
   dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
 
  Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
 
  1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
      steel chain and collar.
 
  2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
 
   3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
      number was called.
 
   4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
      urinate.
 
  5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone
      to ring.
 
  Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
   moaning.
 
   Just thought you'd like to know.



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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 05:42:42 PM »
good one


Treat people with respect, or just ignore them!

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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 06:31:32 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
In a bacon and eggs breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed. BE THE PIG!!!




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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 07:10:04 PM »
 :*)) :*))Thanks, a good laugh was just what I needed!
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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 11:16:11 PM »
 :*)) O0
You have the right to remain silent.........
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
You have the right to an attorney..........
I have the right to provide you with the newest one I can find.

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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 10:15:09 PM »
awesome
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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 12:47:31 AM »
priceless O0

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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 05:56:32 AM »
 :*)) :*))

Good one
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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 11:04:09 AM »
that was a good one

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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2007, 06:27:48 PM »
Cool joke Slick.   O0  I have to go tell my wife that all of her pissing and moaning can actually make a difference now.   ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement!
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2007, 06:48:30 PM »
Cute!  Very cute!!

 



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