"When you're strange "

[wonderer]

Now you see why I started losing my hair at the first place  hair was frustrated so she left my head  (hair was smarter than me lol  )

[Beardman]

If it was me I would tell her to pull her head in and go and get tested, just so she can put her mind at ease. As you have clearly demonstrated it isn't helping either of you.

I am sure you have already offered to go with her, but if not, maybe suggest it.

Other then that mate I am all out of ideas other then swinging her over your shoulder and taking her to the clinic to get tested yourself (I am guessing that isn't an option? hahaha)

[wonderer]

Beardman -she have no virus ...it is just she use  too much bleach ( guess she is suffering from side effects now ...)My hair (in a bag ) would go wit her I woldn't  you just think that I should be tested because of my stupid comments and jokes but it has noting with HCV -that's just  me I am slightly mad 

[Beardman]

No no, I don't think you need to be tested at all!!! I don't think there is a test in the world that would pick up what you have

I just meant as moral support haha.

[wonderer]

Beardman i kid you not my psychiatrist just came from psychiatric treatment -and he don't wanna see me any more 

[wonderer]

I think that my everlasting question is white and black REALLY a color might cause short circuit in his brain ,but i guess i'll never know now 

[Beardman]

You mean he has finally made enough money off you that he can retire happily? 

In all honesty though, that is awesome news that he has released you from his care! Either he thinks you are better or he realised he couldn't cure your kind of crazy haha, and I wouldn't have it any other way!

[wonderer]

Beardman -no he has psychologist working with him in office just in case somebody mention any question about black or white or any kind of color question really     

[Beardman]

Really? That is interesting... I wish you found out why, so you could share the answer haha

[wonderer]

The color problem is fairly common among population www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Color_Problem  and may lead to silliness   

[Beardman]

That was a great read lol! It really is quite a problem, even in today's day and age it would seem!

[wonderer]

Yesterday i fell as a victim on the battlefield of words...me- " no honey you are fine" -she "I am not fine" -me "Why won't you test your self and be sure " she-"it is not your problem" ...then last thing i remember(you see my brain was numb because of repeating the same things for the millionth time  ) things that don't usually fly flew towards me and i was heading to hit the deck,anyway I am not some kind of sadist so we are "friends"now (the word that woman always use when she want you R.I.P.-AND I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE )

[Beardman]

Sorry to hear it mate, some people just don't want to be helped... How are you holding up?

[wonderer]

Hey mate -nothing serious just a few flesh wounds should be healed after couple of days

[Beardman]

Haha glad to hear it, next time you might be a bit quicker on your feet