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Perfect Husband by frostillicus123 on 01 Jun, 2007 14:16
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" -
#1 by Paul on 01 Jun, 2007 14:19
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Sweeeeeeeeet
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#2 by PigPen on 01 Jun, 2007 14:25
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LMAO
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#3 by Cam on 01 Jun, 2007 14:47
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#4 by Tyler on 01 Jun, 2007 16:25
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Absolutely hilarious! I could see that happening here in the Bay Area.
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#5 by jusbnme on 01 Jun, 2007 20:56
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Oh crap, wait a minute...That was my phone.
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#6 by wpruitt on 01 Jun, 2007 21:52
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Gonna get some milage out of that one Frost! Already LMAO
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#7 by **sticks** on 02 Jun, 2007 01:10
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#8 by Scott on 02 Jun, 2007 01:41
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tks for that one
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#9 by Da_Rev_Juggalo on 14 Jun, 2007 16:03
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That Is One Of The Best So Far! Sounds Like Something I Would Do!
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#10 by PBurke on 14 Jun, 2007 18:07
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THAT DUDE HAS BRASS ONES. MY HERO.
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#11 by RichardN. on 14 Jun, 2007 21:05
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LOL!!!!!!!
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#12 by Rhymez on 15 Jun, 2007 05:07
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Holy crap, I would hate to be the guy who owns that phone!