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Bald Man Laws
Tyler:
--- Quote from: don on January 28, 2007, 11:03:11 PM ---Nicely said.Thanks for the input.I just wanted to let you know how I feel about things.
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You're welcome. We're all unique and have our own opinions on things. Sly Bald Guys wouldn't be any fun if we were all the same people.
ChadinSO:
I like how you think Tyler!
Smooth, positive and sly...
Tom McGarry.:
--- Quote from: Tyler on January 28, 2007, 11:11:46 PM ---
--- Quote from: don on January 28, 2007, 11:03:11 PM ---Nicely said.Thanks for the input.I just wanted to let you know how I feel about things.
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You're welcome. We're all unique and have our own opinions on things. Sly Bald Guys wouldn't be any fun if we were all the same people.
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Yeh ther's a great mix of people here!! You guys and lady are all awsome!! O0 O0 O0
Professor Melon:
The only laws for bald men I have devised are: 1) go "naked" (that is, bareheaded) and proud through the world, except when the weather necessitates wearing a hat or cap; 2) do everything possible to promote baldness--however achieved--and to affirm the bald image for adult men; 3) embrace and use on oneself tems such as "chrome dome," "slick pate," "bare noggin," "baldy" and anything else that suggests one's happiness with being bald; 4) shave daily or every other day to maintain the positive "rush" one experienced when shaving it all off for the first time; 5) resist with might and main the temptation to grow whatever one's got left back; and 6) accept and appreciate all the patting and kissing women accord men who are comfortable with their gleaming plates. Happily, we're not alone: have you noted the number of primetime actors, announcers, show hosts, meteorologists, pitchmen, and professionals--not to mention athletes, military personnel, and firefighters--who have adopted the look? It's about time our culture got over the long-haired adolescent look of the 1960s and 1970s. Mohammed Ali had a good idea when he tried to rip off Howard Cosell's rug years ago at a celebrity roast. Men wearing toupees or combovers should be stripped in public for falsifying adulthood to young guys who are concerned about losing their hair, a perfectly natural, indeed inevitable, phenomenon. I also think using a shiny head gloss to emphasize one's dome is a fine idea. Professor Melon ^-^ O0
Robmeister:
As usual, professor....excellent polemic!
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