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Bald Man Laws
50plus:
Everyone should stand to attention when a bald person enters the room and be silent for some words of wisdom which the bald person will offer as they are lateral thinkers with much knowledge to impart the mortals world.
Only a sentence or two delivered gently as the knowledge is of a very high order and can be damaging when delivered in large doses.
Everyone may then sit but only after saying hummmmmmm while closing their eyes.
On sitting some may miss their chairs and fall down but this is to be expected.
g_bald:
A great thread, I haven't laughed like this in a long time. :)
It should be a requirement that all who come into the presence of a sly bald guy (or gal) declare proudly that "Bald is Beautiful" and proceed to compliment the owner of the shiny & smooth melon.
:)
DC:
Here here!
And may I add that (in a utopian world) any male sporting long dreads, combed out Afros, braids, or the latest celeb metrosexual look who mocks our bald beauty should be made to wear "girlie" hair accessories in their hair for a fortnight! :*))
--- Quote from: 50plus on August 18, 2013, 07:58:44 PM ---Everyone should stand to attention when a bald person enters the room and be silent for some words of wisdom which the bald person will offer as they are lateral thinkers with much knowledge to impart the mortals world.
Only a sentence or two delivered gently as the knowledge is of a very high order and can be damaging when delivered in large doses.
Everyone may then sit but only after saying hummmmmmm while closing their eyes.
On sitting some may miss their chairs and fall down but this is to be expected.
--- End quote ---
hugerobb:
I saw this man in front of me yesterday with a comb forward so add this
No man shall ever have a comb forward
Ty1963:
My wife always has cold hands, I love it when she warms them on my head. Lol
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