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Bald Man Laws

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lostnfound21:
Oh crap...I didn't even notice that. That's funny! I'll have to change it!!


Okay...fixed.

Robmeister:
Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.

I'd like to pose an amendment to the above law. 

Before OR AFTER the correction is administered (i.e. the shaving) I propose that the bald man who discovered the breech has the obligation to face the perpetrator, physically spin him around, and while holding firmly onto each shoulder deliver 5 to 7 swift and powerful kicks to the buttocks area in rapid succession. 

The more public this can be administered the better.

Then to demonstrate SBG grace and mercy....spin the perp back around and embrace him warmly....allowing him time to sob repentently, while patting the subject on the back and repeating, "Let it out, brother....let it all out."

Noner:
Any Bald man with more than 2 lay-days must give up the extras to his fellow bald men. He may not give a lay-day to anyone with hair. (unless they are related)

If there are no suitable bald men for him to pass off the extra lay-days too, it is the duty of the man with the lay-days to keep them all entertained until a suitable man is in proximity and able to take the extras off his hand.

PigPen:
second

Robmeister:
Here, Here!!

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