Bald Man Laws

[Slynito]

Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 

[Slyfive]

Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 

Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.

[Slynito]

Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 

Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.

Thanx "Five"...y'all got some perdy lookin' company in your new photo...your sister? 

[Slyfive]

Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 

Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.

Thanx "Five"...y'all got some perdy lookin' company in your new photo...your sister? 

Why thank you sir, she sure is perdy... but definitely not my sister... that would pose so rather awkward questions, my partner for almost five years, best friend for longer, and definitely my better half, I'm a lucky man.

[Slynito]

I reckon I wuz jus wondering how ya got such a perdy woman to take a pitcher with you if'n it weren't family. My mistake pardner...I got me a perdy woman too and feel very lucky, also.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged   

I got my first headrub at work yesterday from a woman who definitely was not attractively-challenged.

[erikwillke]

Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged   

Agreed!  Not only is it particularly chivalrous for us to allow them the honor of touching our magnificent heads, the heads of virile warriors, shaved to awe, inspire and intimidate our follicled brothers, but it's the right thing to do.

[baldjoeg]

I agree marshd1000. I like to compliment bald guys on a good looking dome.

[Frontier Guy]

Ha!  Had another unexpected headrubbing today from a gal at work. She'd rubbed it a few weeks ago, but needed a tune-up!

Weird and Wonderful!

[Slyfive]

My weirdest experience was a Mr Whippy ice cream vendor leaning out of his booth without warning and vigorously rubbing my head, I have to say I was quite offended that he thought he could just do as he pleased, but if he had asked, I would of course have obliged!

[justtom]

My weirdest experience was a Mr Whippy ice cream vendor leaning out of his booth without warning and vigorously rubbing my head, I have to say I was quite offended that he thought he could just do as he pleased, but if he had asked, I would of course have obliged!

Wow now that had me laughing.

[Plano]

My girlfriend and I always play the "If I had hair" game whilst people watching in NYC.

I see a Hobo walking down the street, and I'm like AHH MANNN, I'd take much better care of my hair than that! Or a guy with a 15 inch high Mohawk...duuuude..if you have it, take care of it, don't be a spectacle.

I always end up saying thank god I'm bald, so I only have ONE choice to make with my hair. SLY til I d..d...d...die

[theman]

My girlfriend and I always play the "If I had hair" game whilst people watching in NYC.

I see a Hobo walking down the street, and I'm like AHH MANNN, I'd take much better care of my hair than that! Or a guy with a 15 inch high Mohawk...duuuude..if you have it, take care of it, don't be a spectacle.

I always end up saying thank god I'm bald, so I only have ONE choice to make with my hair. SLY til I d..d...d...die

  Sweet ,  Thanks for sharing and how truthful. 

[gutsygirl]

No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."

I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[gutsygirl]

Ok guys, if you promise (ALL OF YOU....I am doing humanity and womankind a favor) to never wear your speedo's again, I will do the wearing of the speedo for you!  Besides, speedo's look much nicer on the fairer kind. 

Shudder. Men in speedos period gives me the heebie jeevies!!!!