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Bald Man Laws
« on: October 11, 2006, 05:37:37 PM »
I saw the Miller commercial the other day and it made me think that we needed our own Bald Man Laws.  I've come up with a few...but feel free to reply with your own.

Bald is better than combovers!

No man shall ever use the "combover" to cover up their bald head.

Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.

If any bald man sees another bald man getting a sunburned dome, they should offer up sunscreen if they have some.

The only hair that should be allowed to grow on the scalp is hair that originated on the same scalp.

The only items that should be allowed to cover a bald man's head are a hat or cap, a do-rag, or a hood from a jacket or sweatshirt; hairpieces (rugs) are not permitted.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 05:57:58 PM »
lol I like where this is going and second these laws! hehe
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 06:08:52 PM »
Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged   :)
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006, 06:10:52 PM »
lol agreed, BaldRob!
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 08:40:05 PM »
always carry a bandanna or "sweat rag" as i like to call 'em

never be without a skull cap in the winter

and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2006, 11:38:11 PM »
Shaved headed men (BBC or balding) must offer responses to questions about their shaved head.  They must offer responses encouraging balding men to shave off their fringe or thinning hair and letting them know the freedom to have a totally naked noggin.

Also if another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!".
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 07:08:14 AM »
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Also if another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!".


i prefer the "hey, we have the same barber!"
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 11:12:54 AM »
Quote from: baldvinny on October 11, 2006, 08:40:05 PM

and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes

Actually, sometimes it's okay that they have cold fingers!

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2006, 02:05:14 PM »
Quote from: lostnfound21 on October 12, 2006, 11:12:54 AM
Quote from: baldvinny on October 11, 2006, 08:40:05 PM

and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes

Actually, sometimes it's okay that they have cold fingers!


I love the cold on my bald melon!
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2006, 02:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Medic on October 13, 2006, 02:05:14 PM
I love the cold on my bald melon!

Yeah, especially on a hot day or after working out... :o
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2006, 02:31:43 PM »
No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
« Last Edit: October 13, 2006, 02:33:27 PM by Tyler »
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 03:01:20 AM »
lol Bald el natural and quite proud...    ;)
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2006, 06:08:44 AM »
Quote from: Tyler on October 13, 2006, 02:31:43 PM
No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."


I just spit orange juice all over my desk. That's hilarious. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would have to kick my own ass.
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2006, 07:57:40 AM »
Quote from: lostnfound21 on October 14, 2006, 06:08:44 AM
Quote from: Tyler on October 13, 2006, 02:31:43 PM
No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."


I just spit orange juice all over my desk. That's hilarious. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would have to kick my own ass.

Ditto!!!!! :P
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2006, 09:41:51 AM »
so i may have stolen my nickname from bald rob....but lostnfound TOTALLY stole his picture idea from ME!
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