Insulting Name(s) for NFL Team(s) that you don't like

[Sir Harry]

Hey, SBG's...With the NFL season starting two weeks from today, we have seen what NFL teams we like to root for....but I, like many NFL fans, have (a) team(s) that we despise so badly, that we don't even call them by their proper names....at the plant where I work, it's almost hard to find two people who are fans of the same team....weird that we are within 50 miles of an NFL team....That said, more often than not people tend to hurl insults at division rivals. So to be fair, I'm going to do one insulting name for all 32 teams....some are some that you heard before, some I just made up.....here goes:

AFC East: Buffalo Jills, Cryami Dolphins, New England Patsies, New York Jests

AFC North: Baltimore Crows, Cincinnati Bungles, Cleveland Clowns, Pittsburgh Squealers*

AFC South: Houston Hexans, Indianapolis Dolts, Jacksonville Hags, Tennessee Titanics

AFC West: Denver Nags, Kansas City Chefs*, Jokeland Faders, Sandy Eggo Charge-hers

NFC East: Dallas Cowgirls*, New York Midgets, Filthadelphia Beagles, Washington Deadskins

NFC North: Chicago Teddy Bears*, Detroit Liedowns, Green Bay Crackers(after the 15-1 meltdown), Minnesota Crykings

NFC South: Aintlanta Failcons, Carolina Panties, New Orleans Taints, Tampa Bay Suckaneers*

NFC West: Arizona Retardinals, St. Louis Ma'ams, San Francisco forty-whiners, Seattle Shehawks

*-I had a more repulsive name for these teams, but I wanted to keep it clean for fear of thread deletion


Hope I don't lose too many friends over this, but I just wanted to get some smack talk going before the NFL season kicks off....that said, what NFL team(s) you don't like....and what insulting name do you call them?

[baldOUfan]

Dallas has sucked for years they are the Cry Boys or Cow Girls, I have a very strong dislike of Jerry. Sadly I don't hate em but they seem to blow the lead in the 4th. sigh I love me the Rams tho since Sam Bradford is QB lol.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

I think the "Dirty Birds" is what I hear most often about Atlanta.  Here in NO, before Drew, and in the days of the "bag heads" the Saints easily morphed into the "Ain'ts".  My cousin from Minneapolis freely calls the team the "Viqueens"!  But, it's part of the fun--as long as everyone remembers it's only a game, a very expensive game, but still just a game. 

[tomgallagher]

I remember the era of the "Ain'ts" with the brown bags over their heads. That was cruel.

[Slynito]

Harry, you are sharper than an old maid’ s tongue today. Did you stay up all night with this? Why would you loose any friends or anyone be offended? (#^@%*&!!!)

Good post, Harry and very funny...I like, New Orleans Ain'ts, ha, ha, ha.

 

[justtom]

The Filthy seagulls is what this Cowboy calls the eagles =)

[buddha]

My 2 favorite teams are the Chicago Bears and whoever's playin' the Dallas CowPIES!

[Sir Harry]

Well, as long as the Atlanta Failcons exist, the Dallas Plowgirls will always be my second-most hated team....I feel sorry for the Eagles, Chargers and Bills....it must really suck to be the only team in your division to have not won a Super Bowl.

[Hingatao]

When I was in high school calling someone a "9er" was the same as calling them a loser. The hers haven't had a decent team since Jerry Rice and Joe Montana left. I'm not really a football fan, though, so I guess it doesn't matter.