I was in a pub on Saturday night .
Had a few drinks .
Then i noticed two rather large woman sitting at the bar .
They both had strong accents so i asked, "Hey , Are you two ladies from Scotland ?
One of them screamed , " It`s Wales , You friggin IDIOT ! "
I immediately apologized and said , "Sorry , Are you two Whales from Scotland ? "
Thats all i remember .