Bob was in trouble as he'd forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was
extremely upset.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
