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Offline Razor X

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Stupid news of the day
« on: August 17, 2012, 08:00:00 PM »



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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 08:52:51 PM »
I hope the judge calls the woman a dumbass and throws it out of court.
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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 08:56:15 PM »
I think her brains were in her ass if she didn't think a black bench would be hot in the August sun!

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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 09:00:30 PM »
I think her brains were in her ass if she didn't think a black bench would be hot in the August sun!

Not to mention that she had to be sitting on it for a while to get burned that badly. I find it all extremely difficult to believe. I think she's making it up.

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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 09:19:23 PM »
What a waste of tax payers' money to even put this before a judge. Also, what kind of attorney would think a case like this really had a chances
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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 09:22:24 PM »
What a waste of tax payers' money to even put this before a judge. Also, what kind of attorney would think a case like this really had a chances

I agree, what a joke! I really want to use the line "only in America" (I don't mean to offend, I know you guys are much smarter then that!)... but that kind of stupidity is starting to sneak into Australia too...

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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 09:39:47 PM »
I want the 40 seconds of my life back that it took me to read this....
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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 11:33:54 PM »
Daft. Daft. Daft.

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Re: Stupid news of the day
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2012, 06:37:14 AM »
Some lawyers are getting desperate.