LIVING BACKWARD
Why I want to live my life backward!!!
You start out dead
and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
When you get kicked out of the home
for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so,
getting younger every day
until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school:
play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger,
you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school,
you play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby
and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxurious,
spa-like conditions:
central heating,
room service on tap.
Until finally
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.
.
.
.
You finish off as an orgasm.
I Rest My Case.
