How did you know?? I think if I went for it right away they would think I was trying to suck up or something, so the progressively shorter buzz method will have to do.
How did I know?--well, everywhere I travel and work sly guys are always at the top, their confidence really comes across to their fellow workers and the customers and clients. And the guys in your office, trust me on this, will probably say, "Looks good!," "Nice haircut!," "Looks like we have the same barber!," or something like that--there is a brotherhood of the bald. Your a newby in the office and that would establish a great mentor relationship for you--go for it, this is your career more than your hairstyle. It's a good chance to get to the head of your class.