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My new neighbor...

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Slynito:
She's single...  She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked

across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this strong urge

to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"



Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN...  IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

Paul the Headblader:
ok.
that got me owned!

Slynito:

--- Quote from: iRock on January 12, 2012, 10:11:00 PM ---ok.
that got me owned!

--- End quote ---

Ha, ha, ha, I gotcha eh?  :*))

Paul the Headblader:

--- Quote from: Slynito on January 13, 2012, 07:38:26 PM ---
--- Quote from: iRock on January 12, 2012, 10:11:00 PM ---ok.
that got me owned!

--- End quote ---

Ha, ha, ha, I gotcha eh?  :*))

--- End quote ---
ye, damn!
that is one to LOL at :D

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