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Tragic physics joke

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Slyfive:
Back when I was at school my physics teacher told this one:

A thirsty neutron walks into a bar and goes upto the barman Perry the proton to get a beer.
Upon asking for a beer, the proton hands him a glass of green sludge, confused, the neutron states that 'this isn't beer', and asks for the genuine article.
Again, the proton hands him a glass of green sludge.
'this isn't beer!' cried the neutron
'yes it is sir!' replied the proton
'are you sure?' questioned the neutron.
The proton quickly retorted...
'of course, I'm positive'.


Awful I know

Paul the Headblader:
hehe:D
"positive" :d

TheSlyBear:
Meanwhile, the electron is sitting in the corner of the bar crying into his beer, because, naturally, he's negative.

CraftyGuy:
Nice to see y'all getting a charge out of these!  :D

Slynito:
I'll remain neutron on this.... nawh, :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

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