Hey Hiker!
I'm reluctant to comment on your post because I never went to the HCM nor have I ever worn a rug. But now that I lot of the guys have spoken I just want to reinforce their comments and also urge you to go sly. You look fine in your photo, but the hair doesn't look natural to me...okay, but not natural. Also, as has been said you will likely rock the SLY look if you choose to go that route.
It's your choice and your life, but don't worry about what others might think (except maybe the wife
). I am fairly certain you will love having a bald dome and that you would be quickly accepted in your circle of friends as a bald man after a short period of good-natured ribbing which is something we all go through.