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Offline cvasara

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Fishing, again
« on: December 03, 2011, 03:57:37 PM »
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod ...and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to p...ick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did Hon, I put them  in your tackle box."




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Re: Fishing, again
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2011, 12:08:06 AM »
hehe:D
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Re: Fishing, again
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2011, 01:18:24 PM »
Wow, I bet he felt as useless as dried spit.  :(

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Re: Fishing, again
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2011, 09:53:03 PM »
Another good one.     :*))     :*))     :*))
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