A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are standing in front of a swimming pool. The lifeguard tells them it is a "magic pool". He says: "Jump off the diving board and shout whatever you want in the pool and it’s there!" The Dutchman steps up to try first. He takes a run towards the pool, jumps off the diving board and shouts "money!" He lands in a pool filled with banknotes and coins. Next is the German. He steps on the diving board, takes a jump and shouts "gold!" and he lands in a pool filled with gold. Then it’s the Belgian's turn. He takes a run for the jump, but accidentally hits his foot against the board and screams ''sh*t!''
