Yikes!!
Well, I've had a beard of some sorts since late 75. (1975) Shaved it once back in the 80s and thought that guy looking back at me when I shaved was one ugly dude. Grew it back, and now I have a goatee, a full beard, what ever the mode might be in front of that mirror. But fully shaved, NOT! Good thing I don't get paid for being pretty.