Discussions About Being Bald > Reactions to being Bald
Newly bald, Reunion approaching...
Noner:
There are a couple of ways you can handle a reunion depending on who asks you what. Since you are now part of the brotherhood, I will share some time honored responses to these questions comments.
Question #1
Wow I didn't recognize you without hair.
Answer:
I didn't recongnize you with all that extra weight (bonus points if its a woman)
Comment #1
You look so different without hair.
Answer:
You look so different without the quaterback's c#%K in your mouth. (bonus points if its a guy)
Noner:
Question #2
(FROM WOMAN) Oh My god, where did your hair go
Answer:
Apparently above your lip.
Comment #2
(FROM WOMAN) I could never do something like that
Answer:
I bet thats something you rarely hear yourself say.
BaldRob:
LMAO @ Noner... ;D
Noner:
OK I'm riffing so now here's a few if the girl is hot and she's diggin you.
Question #1
(FROM WOMAN) Can I rub it?
Answer
If you can get past my zipper
Comment #1
(FROM WOMAN) Wow, that's smooth
Answer
And so is my head
OK, I'm keeping these pretty clean but we can go on from there if anyone else wants to.
seanc7nyc:
Haha, keep 'em coming.
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