Or as i told my Friend that was flying back to Texas yesterday... and I quote:"Remember Kent.... If they grope you more than twice it's no longer a pat down, it's a relationship".
Gent's,OK, I figured it out- a solution for the invasive pat down inspections. TSA could hire “exotic dancers” to basically do a quick lap dance and carefully “check you out”. Since this would be optional, the individual would have to pay for this optional service. Guys could even give a tip if they are satisfied with their inspection. A similar service could be provided for females, utilizing Chippendale guys, or similar. This could be a boom for the economy! “Honey, she was only inspecting me!” I can just see this in a skit on Saturday Night Live!
TSA : It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat
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