I don't think we'll see Willy Without Wisps any time soon, did you get the list of "News in Brief" on the page:
Labour ‘way behind’ on plan for five years of squabbling and recrimination
Aung San Suu Kyi ‘disappointed’ at lack of Rangoon Starbucks
Apple claim the letter i and seek to ‘takeover the alphabet’
Betting scandal casts doubt on Allied victory in 1945
UK Gimp Union demands better working conditions
Fatted Calf calls for restrained celebrations as Prodigal Son returns
Children’s talk ‘mostly bollocks’, scientist discovers
Student riots halted by emergency screening of Countdown
Scouse kids outsource car ‘minding’ to India
Prophets of doom swell jobless numbers across Britain
My bet--classic British humour (did I spell that right?)! But I'll let the Sly Brothers of the UK chime in on this.