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Timmer:
The Panda.

A Panda walks into a Bar & Grill, bursts into the kitchen, eats everything in sight.  Next, he hops the bar, grabs the bartener's gun and shoots the place up.  He heads for the door.  The bartender, shocked, yells, "WTF!  What was that all about?"  The Panda turns back, "I'm a Panda, look me up!"  The bartender goes to the office, log onto the internet and reads, "Panda:  Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally meaning "black and white cat-foot."  Eats shoots and leaves."

Kojak:

--- Quote from: Timmer on August 31, 2010, 08:44:46 AM ---The Panda.

A Panda walks into a Bar & Grill, bursts into the kitchen, eats everything in sight.  Next, he hops the bar, grabs the bartener's gun and shoots the place up.  He heads for the door.  The bartender, shocked, yells, "WTF!  What was that all about?"  The Panda turns back, "I'm a Panda, look me up!"  The bartender goes to the office, log onto the internet and reads, "Panda:  Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally meaning "black and white cat-foot."  Eats shoots and leaves."

--- End quote ---

OMG That is some funny stuff!
In my neck of the woods Summer is just starting to peak and winter is about 3 weeks in January. Those hats do look nice though. I wonder if I can get one a blue with the Yankees symbol embroidered on it in white! That would be killer.

Magoo:
Took me a few seconds , but I GOT IT. ;D

The Noggin:
 ;D (Thanks, online dictionary!)

BaldWriterBob:
"Eats, Shoots & Leaves"
The Runaway #1 British Bestseller
The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss with a forward by Frank McCourt, author of "Angela's Ashes"
ISBN: 1-592-40087-6
Published by Gotham Books (Penguin)
http://tinyurl.com/cdmg64

It's a good book. The author uses this story to illustrate how we mis-punctuate the things we write.

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