Two brothers, 8 and 10, were talking in their bedroom .
10-year old said, "You know,I think I`m old enough to start swearing .
Tomorrow at breakfast I`m gonna use the word `hell " .
His brother said, " Well if your old enough , so am I .
I think I,ll start with the word " ass ".
Next day, they go downstairs to breakfast; Mother asks the 1st kid,
What would you like for breakfast ? "
10-year old stretches and kinda slurs, " Well hell, think i`ll have me some Cheerios."
Mother grabs him, knocks him off his chair. He rolls into a little ball on the other side of the room .
Mother says to the other kid,'" And what do YOU want for breakfast ? "
8-year old says, " Well,you can bet your ass it wont be Cheerios ! "
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