Author Topic: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?  (Read 7445 times)

Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2010, 05:30:17 PM »
I don't use aftershave, never have not even for my face. Can someone tell me the benefit?

It will help to close your pores..... helping to avoid bumps. If you nicked yourself it will stem the bleeding (but burn like Hell for a second or two). And if you find the correct scent it will help to get you laid............
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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2010, 12:40:12 PM »
And if you find the correct scent it will help to get you laid............

Nice!

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2010, 08:58:31 PM »
And if you find the correct scent it will help to get you laid............

Nice!
 

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2010, 12:09:20 PM »
Yep, there sure is: Bald Guyz Moisture gel.   ;)

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2010, 09:46:57 AM »
I ran out of Witch Hazel the other morning and the only thing I could find in the house that I thought could come close to performing a "WH-like function" was a bottle of Listerine mouthwash sitting on the countertop in the kid's bathroom.

Not only did it burn like hell  g@@4  but it kept my melon smellin' minty fresh the whole day!!  :*))

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2010, 10:00:17 AM »
Noodles, next you'll be trying Dr. Tichenor's. ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2010, 03:23:53 AM »
leave it to noodles to Burn his noodle.
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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2010, 06:51:36 AM »
You could throw some Icy-Hot on there and get the best of both worlds.

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2010, 06:58:16 AM »
You could throw some Icy-Hot on there and get the best of both worlds.
That's pretty sincere and meticulous, S&M :D

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Re: Seems like there's no real "do it all" aftershave, huh?
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2010, 06:59:19 AM »
Yeah.. but it's all in the name of "Sly-olgy"!!

       

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