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PigPen:
Subject: WINE VS WATER

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.
 
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember:


 
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of sh*t.
 
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it
as a public service.

SlickCountry:
 That's something to think about...  dr!#k

Sgt. Pate:
The Apostle Paul told his young protégé Timothy to “take a little wine for your stomach”.

I guess the water in Ephesus was full of bugs!   :-\
 

tomgallagher:
Are you sure that wasn't full of PP. chuckle, chuckle, :*))

Cy:
Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?

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