Welcome, enjoy the Forum. Fine place to learn all kinds of interesting stuff, get shaving advice and have the opportunity to help other guys as they face what they think is a problem, then celebrate w/ them when they find out it isn't a problem at all and that freedom is just a quick shave away.

Unless I've misread your posts, you have only tried the no guard buzz so far. If I could make a modest proposal, try a blade shave--carefully prepared for. I'll bet that you'll really like it--it's been called addictive. And, in the event that you still prefer the no guard buzz, that's only a day or two away. Just thought I'd plant the thought, what do you say?