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Offline BigMike01

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Funny kids
« on: June 21, 2010, 11:11:43 PM »
A couple weeks ago I was watching my nephew do track and field at school. This little girl, around 4 or 5, would keep walking up an down the stairs next to me and she would give a sly little smile, giggle and run back to her seat. Went on for like an hour when I heard her mom, who I knew a very little bit, say I don't know, go ask him. Next thing I know I feel a tiny tap on my arm and look over to her smiling little face. I asked " what can I do for you, sweety?"  she looked down, shuffled her feet and said"can I rub your head, it looks so soft and pretty"
well, I've never been told I had a pretty head and of course I laughed and said of course. She stood there for a minute rubbing my head then yelled back to her mom"I was right mom, it feels just like my brothers butt!" Her mom lost it, I along with the 20 or 30 people that heard started laughing as her mom explained how the girl was just amazed how soft her baby brothers butt was one day when she helped change him.  I think I had my head rubbed 5 or 6 more times by other kids the girl brought over, each time they'd rub she smile and say" See told ya"



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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 12:20:31 AM »
Great story!

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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 01:51:10 AM »
Awesome! Out of the mouths of babes!  :*))
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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 02:05:47 AM »
Buttastic! ;D
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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 06:35:45 AM »
That's great - gotta love it!  ;D
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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 08:35:06 AM »
Children are the therapy we all need. 
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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2010, 08:37:52 AM »
Lucky you - - -I love it when someone asks to rub my dome
I was in a bar one night and two gals at the end of the bar asked me if they could rub my slick melon  - -it was great - I think if they had not been drinking they never would have asked  - - -I have seen them several times since and the way I get greeted now  is with a "head rub" and a kiss on top
I love every minute of it

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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2010, 10:05:32 AM »
Man.... if only we could all see the world thru those innocent little eyes............
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Re: Funny kids
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 04:38:31 PM »
 :*)) that is too funny.  thanks 4 sharing that one. :*))  :*)) :*))

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