lol... been running into you a lot today,,, I was the same. Then 15 yrs ago (drunk) I dared a friend to shave his head, and he did, then wanted to take to buzzer to me... not knowing it was a rug, not only that BUT glued on..!.. I agreed to do it myself and went to bathroom and freed myself. Sly ever since. I thought maybe he knew. But once in a while he would ask when am I going to let it grow back in. Back then when buzzed it looked kinda full. I have a few pic with it and they look good. Even my wife would comment and say WOW you looked different with your hair.. (if she only knew).. lol
I was sitting in a meeting last year and a female colleague was staring at the sides of my hair, right where the rug "blended" in with my own hair and she says "Uh oh! I know your secret." My heart dropped. "I can see those greys". I almost blurted out "are you f#%ing kidding me?".