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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

 

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

opposite her was smiling at her.

 

She immediately moved to another seat.

 

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

 

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to

the driver and he had the man arrested

 

The case came up in court.

 

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for

himself.

 

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

 

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are Comin'

and I grinned."

 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will

reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

 

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's

Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

 

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign

that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I just

Lost it

 

CASE DISMISSED!!"




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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 06:04:37 PM »
 :*)) :*))   fF##
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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2007, 06:31:01 PM »
 :owow... lol.... memories O0

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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 07:03:27 AM »
 :*)) :*)) O0
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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 08:28:08 AM »
damn i needed that laugh this morning. thanks. :*)) :*)) :*))


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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 04:58:38 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))

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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 04:47:19 PM »
That was awesome
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Re: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2007, 08:24:35 PM »
 O0 :*)) 8) O:O >:D
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