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Offline schro

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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2007, 04:23:42 PM »
"Drunk Muffin' Stuffing"? I'm suing somebody!  :Xo!
That's gender bias! It implies that only men (or lesbians) drunk dial.

Quick, find me a dumb ass lawyer that would take on such a case. Quick, open a phone book and pick one, any one.
Gloria Allred?
Mark Garagos?
Michael Nifong? He's the dip sh*t DA in the Duke Rape Case. He has a lot of free time on his hands now.

j/k. Yours Truly,
Your Humble Ordinary American not from New York Schrotini Drinkin' Schro
 
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2007, 04:37:36 PM »
I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...

I talked to her for a while, discovered she was in bed with him.... so i told her to put him on.... I put him on speaker phone... so my buddies could all hear.


I said "hey kid... what you saying?"

he called me a punk....  I got mad and told him to go do something he was useful at and make me a Big mac, cause his waste of skin.

than we hung up and Ashlee called me the next day we talked... here and loser were together for about 2 years, and they finally broke up.... he was such a loser and even she kenw it however she just couldn't shake him.... like a wart if you ask me... ahh well her and I are still good friends.
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2007, 05:34:59 PM »
Quote from: frostillicus123 on March 22, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...

OMG......Your ex was dating Kevin Federline  :o

 :*))
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2007, 05:37:46 PM »
Quote from: HotCajun on March 22, 2007, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: frostillicus123 on March 22, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...

OMG......Your ex was dating Kevin Federline  :o

 :*))

LMAO.....never thought of that!!!!!!!!

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) O0 O0 :o :o
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2007, 05:41:16 PM »
Quote from: PigPen on March 22, 2007, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: HotCajun on March 22, 2007, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: frostillicus123 on March 22, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...

OMG......Your ex was dating Kevin Federline  :o

 :*))

LMAO.....never thought of that!!!!!!!!

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) O0 O0 :o :o

I'm on a roll tonight!!!  :D
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2007, 05:44:16 PM »
you certainly are
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2007, 07:13:53 PM »
How do you know you are getting a Drunk Dial from Fed X?  Easy, its Collect!  :*)) don't forget to Dial Down the Center!  $@y
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2007, 07:16:19 AM »
 :*))
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Re: The Rules of The Drunk Dial
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2007, 08:00:12 AM »
Quote from: MR. CLEAN on March 22, 2007, 07:13:53 PM
How do you know you are getting a Drunk Dial from Fed X?  Easy, its Collect!  :*)) don't forget to Dial Down the Center!  $@y

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
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