From the mouths of babes...

[jr1979]

At work today and was talking to a mother about her sick daughter. Her young son (all of 4 or 5) pipes up from next to her with "Why do you have no hair?"

Mother is all embarrassed and tries to shoosh him. And I'm trying not to laugh.

Me: "Well I'm getting older and its falling out. It might happen to you one day!"

Him: "Did you cut it off with a chainsaw?" 

At which point I couldn't hold back the laughs any longer.

[pdxtodd]

That is too dang funny.   Texas Chainsaw Hair Massacre.   Thanks for sharing your story.   I needed a good laugh this morning to make it through hump day.

[Sooner Steve]

I recently met another sly guy at a mall in Dallas.  He was a salesman and a really nice guy.  When a kid in the store said something about no hair, the salesman said he had so many brains that his brainpower pushed out all of his hair.  Should have seen the look on the kid's face.   

[Mikekoz13]

Man I love the honesty of kids!

[The Noggin]

Excellent!  

From the thread title I was thinking of other "babes" at first though...