Author Topic: Best answer to an age old question.  (Read 1310 times)

Offline PBurke

  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 6392
  • Country: us
Best answer to an age old question.
« on: March 18, 2007, 06:31:53 AM »


POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with
a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."






Treat people with respect, or just ignore them!

Offline Tom McGarry.

  • SBG Rules !!!
  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 1427
  • I LOVE BEING AN SBG!!!!
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2007, 06:35:10 AM »
 ;D ;D :*)) :*)) :*))
AKA: The Original Canadian HeadBlader

Offline Cam

  • Ultimate Sly Guy
  • *****
  • Posts: 692
  • Country: 00
  • The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees.
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2007, 10:28:50 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

That's the best chicken joke I've ever heard!

Offline Paul

  • Bald Rider
  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5435
  • Country: 00
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2007, 11:44:23 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) O0
"...and I--I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."  Robert Frost

Offline HotCajun

  • Super Sly
  • ****
  • Posts: 346
    • myspace
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2007, 01:14:01 PM »
 :*))  I just feel sorry for the egg!

Offline Tyler

  • The Count of Sly
  • Administrator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 13405
  • Country: us
    • SILIST - Smitty's Information List
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2007, 02:47:45 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) fF##
People are not limited by the circumstance that they are born in. They are limited by the size of their dreams. Show them that their dreams can have no limits and in turn their accomplishments can be limitless.

Offline wpruitt

  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5101
  • Sly!!
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2007, 07:55:37 PM »
LMAO
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

Offline PigPen

  • Single... and lovin it baby!
  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5203
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2007, 12:09:49 PM »
Well wouldn't that suck
In a bacon and eggs breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed. BE THE PIG!!!




Offline OzPete

  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 1468
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2007, 06:24:59 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))

Offline MarcusAurellius

  • Learning the way of Sly
  • *
  • Posts: 9
  • It's not hard to be a pimp, when you're sly
Re: Best answer to an age old question.
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2007, 07:03:56 PM »
thats just wrong... funny, no, friggin hilarious, but wrong