Total derail of thread, but it cracks me up whenever I see your name and avatar, Rusty Shackleford
"If all you're goin on is my confession, forget it. I'm simply not credible."
"If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite."
"I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny."
"I thank my father every day for all the tricks he played on me. He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn: Never trust nobody. That's how I know Bob Dole's faking that dead arm."
