What are the different names we can call our bald heads?

[mangosink12572]

I just saw MELON and CUE BALL  - -thought they were great

[buddha]

The Shining Skull. Or El Craneo Luminoso (Spanish).

[Sooner Steve]

My head is unusually large.  I wear a size 8 hat even with a completely shaved head.  The circumference of my head is like 25" Therefore, I call it the Big Sexy.     When I wasn't sly, I would have thought that was vanity.  Now that I am sly, I think that is confidence.  Rock on Sly Look.   

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Peeled Onion, Scraped Grape!

Sooner--where do they sell size 8 hats--7 7/8 are the largest I've found and they're too tight

[CraftyGuy]

I've referred to mine as "the dome" on more than one occasion :-)

[mangosink12572]

Sooner - - -I could not believe the circumference of your head so I just went and measured mine (I wore a size 8  hat and you can buy them at Brooks Brothers) and my head is 25"    "BIG SEXY"   I wear a knitted hat or baseball hat now so I never measured - - - - -I get called a BIG BALD F---as I have a big head too - - - - -

[Sooner Steve]

Peeled Onion, Scraped Grape!

Sooner--where do they sell size 8 hats--7 7/8 are the largest I've found and they're too tight

Trust me it isn't easy.  I recently found a dress felt hat at Dillards that fit nicely.  It was the only XXL they had.  I have tried some on at Joseph A Bank that were just a shade tight.  However, I think I could have worn them.

I do wear some MLB team hats.  I order those from places like Star Struck or MLB.com.

I measured mine again and it is 25 1/4".  I guess it could be called the Shiny Watermelon.   

[Alexander215]

Peeled Onion, Scraped Grape!

Sooner--where do they sell size 8 hats--7 7/8 are the largest I've found and they're too tight

Trust me it isn't easy.  I recently found a dress felt hat at Dillards that fit nicely.  It was the only XXL they had.  I have tried some on at Joseph A Bank that were just a shade tight.  However, I think I could have worn them.

I do wear some MLB team hats.  I order those from places like Star Struck or MLB.com.

I measured mine again and it is 25 1/4".  I guess it could be called the Shiny Watermelon.   

The Bay, here in the great white north has hats that big occasionally.

[mangosink12572]

Sooner  - - -I measured mine again with a tape measure -  so it was exact  - - - and Yes, you have a   BIGGER SEXY BALD MELON than I do- - -   mine is only 24 3/4"   You are  1/2"   bigger than  me    Ha Ha     You BIG BALD  MELON HEAD SEXY  GUY - - - - - - Where are you from?   I live upstate New York 100 miles north of NYC on the Hudson River - -Rhinebeck, New York

[Undercover]

Ha! You beat me to it, I was going to start a thread like this.

Ok we have "Melon," "Cue Ball," "Scraped Grape," "Peeled Onion," "The Shining Skull. Or El Craneo Luminoso," (Woo, biligual even!)
"The Big Sexy" and "The Dome, AKA: Chrome Dome"

I thought of this the other day: "Ten Pin." or how about "Skin Lid?"

[Dome of Steele]

I (obviously) use dome.  Occasionally noggin if I want a goofier sounding word. 

[Sgt. Pate]

"PATE"   


Main Entry: pate
Pronunciation: \ˈpāt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English
Date: 14th century

1 : head
2 : the crown of the head

[phigg]

To paraphrase (and then some)

Melon
Cantaloupe
Gourd
(Scraped) Grape
Egg
"Shiny" Skull
(Titanium) Cranium
(Chrome) Dome
Noggin
Nugget
Egg
Cue Ball
Pate
Peeled Onion
Scalp

I like "Nugget" or Skull myself.. 

[sellitman]

The Rock

[Magoo]

I knew a bald guy years ago and he was called ...Moon Beam.