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Her Eyesight.....

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bmwgsa:
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband and says,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
 
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
 
He never heard the shot....

PigPen:
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.

Tyler:

--- Quote from: PigPen on March 12, 2007, 04:32:37 PM ---He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.

--- End quote ---

I think he would have needed the Dragon Skin from Future Weapons to even have a chance...

PigPen:
yeah

OzPete:
 :*)) :*)) :*))

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