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bmwgsa
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Her Eyesight.....
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March 12, 2007, 04:12:44 PM »
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband and says,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
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PigPen
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March 12, 2007, 04:32:37 PM »
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.
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Quote from: PigPen on March 12, 2007, 04:32:37 PM
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.
I think he would have needed the Dragon Skin from Future Weapons to even have a chance...
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yeah
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