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At the Perly Gates.....

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bmwgsa:
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.  Peter asked. 

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.  "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and slugged him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, Back off!!  Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you all!

 

St.  Peter was impressed; "When did this happen?"

 

"Just a couple of minutes ago!"

PBurke:
dude used poor judgement on that one. funny

Paul:
 O0 :*))Good one

frostillicus123:
LOL

wpruitt:
LMAO

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